An anonymous correspondent sent me a string of messages, each one more intelligent than the last:
* “knowe who the diva was who was fooling around with benoit. it was your piece of shit mother.”
* “fuck you and benoit”
* “YOU HATE MCMAHON BECAUSE HE IS RICH AND ALSO FOR THE FACT THAT HE PUT YOUR STUPID UNCLE OUT OF BUSINESS.” (Uh … Sam Muchnick’s last show, before retiring at age 76, was on January 1, 1982, months before Vincent K. McMahon took over WWF from Vincent J. McMahon and his partners.)
* “YOU ARE A BALD HEADED POMPOUS PIECE OF SHIT.”
Well, I’m definitely bald.