Great Moments in Email, Part 2

Published June 15th, 2009, Uncategorized

An anonymous correspondent sent me a string  of messages, each one more intelligent than the last:

* “knowe who the diva was who was fooling around with benoit. it was your piece of shit mother.”

* “fuck you and benoit”

* “YOU HATE MCMAHON BECAUSE HE IS RICH AND ALSO FOR THE FACT THAT HE PUT YOUR STUPID UNCLE OUT OF BUSINESS.” (Uh … Sam Muchnick’s last show, before retiring at age 76, was on January 1, 1982, months before Vincent K. McMahon took over WWF from Vincent J. McMahon and his partners.)

* “YOU ARE A BALD HEADED POMPOUS PIECE OF SHIT.”

Well, I’m definitely bald.

Irv Muchnick