Great Moments in Email, Part 3

“DiRT” (email address “[email protected]”) writes:

“‘U.S. Senate candidate Linda McMahon’s husband Vince.’  Really? Did you go to the Geraldo school of journalism?”

I’ve got to admit that DiRT has really nailed me here. How irresponsible of me not to have noted that:

* Linda McMahon is running for county dogcatcher, not United States senator;

* her $50 million campaign war chest is underwritten by accumulated interest from U.S. Savings Bonds, not by her history as co-founder and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment; and

* her secret spouse and business partner is the manager of a homeless shelter.

Irv Muchnick